Top 25 de insultos y quejas a la Disney

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Las películas de Disney me han enseñado muchas cosas a lo largo de mi vida.

Gracias a Pinocho, crecí creyendo que ser artista es lo más fácil del mundo y que el cantar, bailar y gozar me daría dinero para gastar, no trabajaría y sería la admiración de todos.

Gracias a La Bella Durmiente me convencí de que cantar en el bosque hará que un muchacho rico y guapo se enamore de mí.

Gracias a Blanca Nieves y los Siete Enanos cada vez que paso por un pozo le canto y espero escuchar el eco para que cualquiera de mis deseos se hagan realidad.

Gracias a El Jorobado de Notre Dame, cuando llego a rezar, pido dinero hacer, famoso ser, brillar con gloria y nombre tener.

Gracias a La Bella y La Bestia supe que no está bien conformarse con un lugar simple y aburrido e invisible que siempre es como el día anterior, sino que es bueno pedir más que vida provincial.

Y la lista sigue. Sí, los clásicos de Disney me han enseñado tantas cosas buenas y útiles para la vida, como decir insultos y quejas.

Así es, gracias a Disney he aprendido grandes insultos, útiles para casi toda ocasión. A continuación, la lista de algunos (unos no tan malos como quisiera) que nunca fallan:

1. - ¡Idiotas! ¡Imbéciles! ¡Estúpidos! (La Bella Durmiente)

2. - ¡Ese maldito chacal! (Aladdin)

3. - ¡Eres un despreciable e insignificante tonto! (La Sirenita)

4. - Ahora tenemos que humillarnos ante ese bolonio y su bolonia hija por el resto de nuestras vidas. (Aladdin)

5. - ¡Insolente perro! (Peter Pan)

6. - Oye, ¿de dónde sacaste a este zoquete? (Aladdin)

7. - Estoy rodeado de aficionados.

8. - ¿Por qué siento que estoy hablando con un simio? Un tonto, tonto simio, muy torpe. (Las Locuras del Emperador)

9. - ¡Vaya con el gran insecto! ¡Idiota, tú! (101 Dálmatas)

10. - Estoy rodeado de tontos. (El Rey León)

11. - Yo sé que no tienen cerebro, tiene más un infame animal. (El Rey León)

12. - Eres un super idiota. (101 Dálmatas)

13 - Ay pero es tan resbalosa, es mejor de lo que creí. (La Sirenita)

14. - ¿Cómo estás? ¡Aburrida como de costumbre, completamente asqueada! (101 Dálmatas)

15. - Con razón olía a rata. Creo que invoqué a una. (Hércules)

16. - ¡Suéltenme babosas asquerosas! (La Sirenita)

17. - Ahh... ¡Cállese vieja bruja! (101 Dálmatas)

18. - Estás deforme y eres muy feo. Por esos crímenes el mundo no perdona. (El Jorobado de Notre Dame)

19. - ¿Un bebé? ¡Un monstruo! (El Jorobado de Notre Dame)

20. - ¡Eres un idiota! ¿Cómo te atreves a llamar así? (101 Dálmatas)

21. - ¿Qué puedes esperar de estos animales? Su aspecto y su color son un horror. (Pocahontas)

22. - ¡Pobres locos! Par de ...¡¡Idiotas!! (101 Dálmatas)

23. - ¡Eres un viejo tramposo y traicionero! (La Espada En La Piedra)

24. - Vaya par de imbéciles. (101 Dálmatas)

25. - ¡Idiotas! ¡Los dos son unos brutos! ¡Imbéciles! (101 Dálmatas)

¿No creen que son geniales? Eso y muchas otras cosas más enseña Disney y por eso soy fan.

¿Recuerdan algún otro insulto en las películas de Disney? Compartan :)

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V for Vendetta

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Una de las cosas que más disfruto del Internet Movie Data Base es su sección Quotes.

Hoy, fifth of november, es la fecha perfecta para recordar quotes de una gran película dirigida por James McTeigue, actuada por Hugo Weaving, Natalie Portman, Stephen Rea, John Hurt y Stpehen Fry.

Y aquí están...

Introducing V:

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.

Evey Hammond: Who are you?

V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.

V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.

V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]

V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]

V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?

V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?

Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.

V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.

Evey Hammond: What does that mean?

V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.

V speaks on TV:

V: Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption.

I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition.

I enjoy them as much as any bloke.

But in the spirit of commemoration, there by those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat.

There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth.

And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission.

How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease.

There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent.

Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives.

So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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V's concerto:

V: It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto, in honor of the holiday that is sadly no longer remembered, and in recognition of the impostor that stands in her stead. Tell me Evey, do you know what day it is?

Evey Hammond: Um, November the 4th.

V: [midnight church bells ring] Not anymore. Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

So...

Remember, remember...